 | Honestly, who cares?… But if the rumors are true, one of glam rock’s iconic juggernauts might be looking for another lead singer. Apparently, Tyler has dropped the bomb that he is leaving Aerosmith after 38 years to pursue his solo career. “Steven quit as far as I can tell,” Perry said from his Boston home. “I don’t know anymore than you do about it. I got off the plane two nights ago. I saw online that Steven said that he was going to leave the band. I don’t know for how long, indefinitely or whatever. Other than that, I don’t know.” Part of the problem, he says, is that Tyler doesn’t return his phone calls. Hopefully Hedwig of “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”, the only other known transvestite rock and roller, can take the reins and help Aerosmith drull out another 38 years of uninspired, crap rock… |
Elvis Sightings More Frequent Than Swamp Gas
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Have you seen Elvis Aaron Presley alive? Many people think they have. Could this be an actual picture of The King living in seclusion in Rifle, Colorado? If you have an ELVIS SIGHTING to report, please call 1-900-740-0410 |
Clearly, if you play rock music backwards you open direct link to the Dark Master himself. But what if you learn to sing backwards?
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Fuck ya! Spinal Tap is Back From The Dead… New music from the greatest rock band never to exist. Check out the newly updated Spinal Tap website, watch exclusive interviews and order the CD, complete with it’s own Tap *Diorama. |
Bob Dylan Mistaken for Homeless Man By NJ Police
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No Comments » | Bob Dylan is a LIVING LEGEND. At least if you were born before 1989. ‘Residents called to complain there was an old scruffy man acting suspiciously,’ said officer Spencer. ‘It was an odd request because it was mid-afternoon. But it’s an ethnic Latin area and the residents felt he didn’t fit in.’ A 22-year-old female officer demanded to see his identification papers. |
 | This guy has clearly taken the Van-Holiday spirit and run with it. |
Today’s Honorary V-H Day Front Man 3•14•09
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No Comments »It’s with great pleasure that I introduce Don Wrege… today’s V-H Day Honorary Front Man… and Ozzy Osborne Look-A-Like. His story is too unreal not to be true…. so bizarre and disturbing that he had to write a book about it…
Ides of March / St. Patties Van-Holiday
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More people throw the Devil Horns Handshake than you’d think…. but probably no one more than the Bush clan.
Honestly, as an educated individual how… how could you bust this move in a professional photo and not know what you are doing? And NO… the “Texas Hold ‘Em” is not a justifiable excuse… Long live rock ‘n’ roll anyway. It get’s a bad rap.
Thank you Facebook for one of the internet’s most rockin’ memes!
These are album covers for bands that don’t exist… but with the power of “Random” we can all be superstars….
Kudos to the random folks who compiled beautiful album covers… better than most commercial releases.
1. Go to the Wikipedia random article page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random . The title of the article is your band name.
2. Go to the very last quote on random quotations http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 . The last four words of the last quote are your album title.
3. Go to Flickr’s “interesting photos from the last seven days” page http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/ . The third picture on the page is your album cover.
Put them all together in Photoshop or whatever, put them up here and look all cool like you’re in a band and that.
SEND US YOUR COVERS… We’ll post ‘em…
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